Random thought:
"Tall, Busty Afro-Latina In San Francisco Seeking Travelling Irish Man portland"
Why can't I just be sent Viagra spam emails like everyone else?
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If you're not from Canada or fall into the demographic group of 18+, a male, and drunk you may as well skip over this entry. It won't make sense to anyone that doesn't live here. However! The beloved Kokanee Ranger -- probably the most honest and down to earth spokesman ever invented by a company apparently received his fate today.
He didn't make the cut.
NOOOOOOOOOOO.
He was someone, albeit a commercial icon everyone could relate to with all his based on everyday life qualities. I mean, the way he'd lounge around with women who have a fascination with wearing that space fiber spandex stuff ALL the time, go on endless searches for Sasquatch, snowboard down mountains with one foot. It's a huge loss.
A huge loss.
R.I.P Kokanee Ranger guy.
If you had a name I'd probably write a better eulogy!
"Tall, Busty Afro-Latina In San Francisco Seeking Travelling Irish Man portland"
Why can't I just be sent Viagra spam emails like everyone else?
-
If you're not from Canada or fall into the demographic group of 18+, a male, and drunk you may as well skip over this entry. It won't make sense to anyone that doesn't live here. However! The beloved Kokanee Ranger -- probably the most honest and down to earth spokesman ever invented by a company apparently received his fate today.
He didn't make the cut.
NOOOOOOOOOOO.
He was someone, albeit a commercial icon everyone could relate to with all his based on everyday life qualities. I mean, the way he'd lounge around with women who have a fascination with wearing that space fiber spandex stuff ALL the time, go on endless searches for Sasquatch, snowboard down mountains with one foot. It's a huge loss.
A huge loss.
R.I.P Kokanee Ranger guy.
If you had a name I'd probably write a better eulogy!
Comments
The Kokanee Ranger was like.. Bämse over there. Just way, way, cooler. In every single way.