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Apparently I'm starting to appear in search engines. And apparently someone found me a few days ago by searching "laryngitis i have" into Google. Anyone remember that old random thought I wrote a while back saying "I support the removal of Google to see who can really spell on the internet"? COME ON LET'S DO IT ALREADY. I want people to randomly stumble upon this site because I'm pretty damn creative, not because some guys sick at home unaware how to spell what he's come down with to his co-workers.
So what's been new?
Not very much. I wish I was more cultured sometimes -- not in that stuck up rich people cock of the walk type way mind you, but just to the degree I was aware of some of the more minuscule (notice how I opted not to use cutesy this time anonymous!) events happening in and around our city. Events that are still very boring because they are spearheaded by the government but still mildly interesting and have some potential since they rely on the creativity of others who aren't actually our government.
One of them being the issue of our license plates.
What's a little scary about our license plates is how the government is trying to reach out about them to our youth. Question for all; have you ever heard of any child talking about a government website they stumbled upon that was fun? I didn't think so.. and this one here is probably the reason why the government just shouldn't market some of their projects towards kids. How can that website ever compete with Halo?
We've had the same license plates for the last twenty five years, the thing actually predates my birth. Our government wants change though despite no one ever complaining about the current design (I think everyone either liked it even or didn't care enough about it) so they've launched a campaign asking the citizens of Alberta for their own slogans. If I knew where to submit them I would throw this out there as mine:
Cute right?
I'm sure everyone reading from Canada would understand the punchline, but elsewhere: Alberta beef is NOTORIOUS for mad cow scares. Multiple times each year we're banned from importing beef into America because of MAD COW DISEASE. I'm pretty sure rejection would slap me across the face but I'd still try. I wish the other part of that conversation wasn't cut out either. I'm really a huge fan of middle east rights, I never mock, I never hate/d and I really hate how they're portrayed so negatively just because their a minority in film and media ("They're all terrorists over there!").
You can't change Google trends though and what they find popular.
Danny - The strongest among you may not wear a crown says (3:33 PM):
guess what turkeys soccer team has for a mascot...
*hsus TOO MUCH. TOO YOUNG. TOO FAST. says (3:34 PM):
a cut out of testicals smeared in dog shit since i remember reading dog porn is something like the #1 or 2nd most searched thing into search engines there
Danny - The strongest among you may not wear a crown says (3:34 PM):
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*hsus TOO MUCH. TOO YOUNG. TOO FAST. says (3:35 PM):
i swear to god i'm not lying this time
Danny - The strongest among you may not wear a crown says (3:35 PM):
fair enough.. but i wasnt expecting that as an aswer
One of my friends recently introduced me to this aussie band, you all should definitely check them out if you're a rock and roll fan. They're probably the best rock and roll band to come out since.. actually I don't know how to finish this sentence. I was going to say Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin/the 70's but all those guys are still freaking active.
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Apparently I'm starting to appear in search engines. And apparently someone found me a few days ago by searching "laryngitis i have" into Google. Anyone remember that old random thought I wrote a while back saying "I support the removal of Google to see who can really spell on the internet"? COME ON LET'S DO IT ALREADY. I want people to randomly stumble upon this site because I'm pretty damn creative, not because some guys sick at home unaware how to spell what he's come down with to his co-workers.
So what's been new?
Not very much. I wish I was more cultured sometimes -- not in that stuck up rich people cock of the walk type way mind you, but just to the degree I was aware of some of the more minuscule (notice how I opted not to use cutesy this time anonymous!) events happening in and around our city. Events that are still very boring because they are spearheaded by the government but still mildly interesting and have some potential since they rely on the creativity of others who aren't actually our government.
One of them being the issue of our license plates.
What's a little scary about our license plates is how the government is trying to reach out about them to our youth. Question for all; have you ever heard of any child talking about a government website they stumbled upon that was fun? I didn't think so.. and this one here is probably the reason why the government just shouldn't market some of their projects towards kids. How can that website ever compete with Halo?
We've had the same license plates for the last twenty five years, the thing actually predates my birth. Our government wants change though despite no one ever complaining about the current design (I think everyone either liked it even or didn't care enough about it) so they've launched a campaign asking the citizens of Alberta for their own slogans. If I knew where to submit them I would throw this out there as mine:
I'm sure everyone reading from Canada would understand the punchline, but elsewhere: Alberta beef is NOTORIOUS for mad cow scares. Multiple times each year we're banned from importing beef into America because of MAD COW DISEASE. I'm pretty sure rejection would slap me across the face but I'd still try. I wish the other part of that conversation wasn't cut out either. I'm really a huge fan of middle east rights, I never mock, I never hate/d and I really hate how they're portrayed so negatively just because their a minority in film and media ("They're all terrorists over there!").
You can't change Google trends though and what they find popular.
Danny - The strongest among you may not wear a crown says (3:33 PM):
guess what turkeys soccer team has for a mascot...
*hsus TOO MUCH. TOO YOUNG. TOO FAST. says (3:34 PM):
a cut out of testicals smeared in dog shit since i remember reading dog porn is something like the #1 or 2nd most searched thing into search engines there
Danny - The strongest among you may not wear a crown says (3:34 PM):
...
*hsus TOO MUCH. TOO YOUNG. TOO FAST. says (3:35 PM):
i swear to god i'm not lying this time
Danny - The strongest among you may not wear a crown says (3:35 PM):
fair enough.. but i wasnt expecting that as an aswer
One of my friends recently introduced me to this aussie band, you all should definitely check them out if you're a rock and roll fan. They're probably the best rock and roll band to come out since.. actually I don't know how to finish this sentence. I was going to say Guns N' Roses, Led Zeppelin/the 70's but all those guys are still freaking active.
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