#44 [random] HUMANITY ONCE INVENTED THE LIGHT BULB. NOW WE HAVE..

HARD TO READ FONTS MOST GIRLS INSIST ON USING ON PROGRAMS LIKE MSN.

"Chocolate Rain" and font colors that clash with background pages.

People that enjoy using bright yellow text in general.








PEOPLE WHO ADVERTISE ON EVERY FORUM IN GIANT LETTERS CLAIMING YOU CAN BE EARNING $500000 A DAY BY SITTING ON YOUR ASS FOR 23 HOURS ANSWERING ONLINE QUIZZES ABOUT HOW PEOPLE ANSWER QUIZZES ONLINE. AND LINKED TEXT LIKE THIS THAT LEADS YOU NOWHERE RELATED WHEN YOU CLICK ON IT.



1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
8. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

PEOPLE WHO ALSO MAKE TOP TEN LISTS THEN CALL YOU AN IDIOT SINCE YOU DIDN'T NOTICE THERE WASN'T A 7 IN THE WHAT WAS A STUPID LIST ANYWAY ABOVE. P.S - YOU'RE AN IDIOT.


















ADVERTISEMENTS EVERYWHERE.












Ok sence TBC Waz put on hold N I waz talkin hella shyt to crazy on dopehouse sence the invasion I excepcted him to a LITTLE battle of 3 barz and no one there fuckin votez so Im bringin it where people really battle N really vote

thr rulez are

3 barz
3 Votez to win
no due date
2 verses (some one has to vote b4 u turn N the 2nd verse)

ummm i think thatz it fuck it here it goez

(obviously Im N Red)

1st verse (takin it easy on you)

When Nigz Spit That Snitch Tone, Wigz Split like Wish Bonez
Ima Have You Crying N "BALLIN!" Like That Bitch Jim Jonez
Im All Up N Tha Dope House Sellin Product To Your Enviroment
Ive Checked Out Ur Post N I Sugest You Seek Early Retirment
Ive Already Killed Your Phoenix N It Wont Resserect From Ashez
You Dyin ta Earn Net Stripez So Ima Leave Ya Ta Rot Wit A Couple Of Slashez ///////////


now crazy'z verse

Pussie motherfucker respect my name, welcome to my domain
Me and you the skills never can be the same, It’s takes you hours while I already have mine in the brain

A waste of time, you a bitch, 6 will do why waste another line
Suck a dick you stupid trick, hoping your man comes quick, cause you like to be sticky from behind

I ain’t even serious with you I’m just playing around, shut up and hear the sound
The crickets chirp for your work, you is nothing, they know that you badly lost this round

^ 13 year old kids that "freestyle" on internet forums and grown men who still spell like above.

PEOPLE THAT NEVER STICK TO USING ONE COLOR OR FONT SIZE





HOW ARE WE STILL ALL ALIVE?!